Category Archives: Genitalia

Lactating Badgers final

Here it is, I’m a little cross eyed from looking at dots.

Five of Genitalia/Lactating Badgers

Finished Ace of Genitalia

Every time I look at this, I start singing “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to”. If I made this again, or had more time left, I would use a different fabric for the ovaries – they look unfortunately like blowfly eyes. Ah well!

The Vagoo – Done?

 

 

Not too sure about the background – plain black, perhaps?

The actual thingy is going to be used as an insence burner, for those half length sticks you can get. Smokin’ Vagoo. ;)

 

 

7 of Genitalia – Cockglocks

So I realized that I had ‘miscalculated’ – the 7 of Genitalia should be more along the lines of the 7 of Cups.  (Understandably, perhaps  I was mixing the cockglock in with the ‘Tools’.)

I’d originally planned on something similar to the traditional 7 of wands image, with one figure holding a cockglock facing down 6 opponents…

 

My realization and revamp kind of makes it more fun – I’m sketching a space ray-gun based cockglock with a UniPorn stye tip and rainbows shooting out of it.

I’d like to also do a SteamPunk version, sort of based on Buck Rodger’s gun and a more ‘sex machine’ Steely-Dan style tip; I’ll see which one turns out best.

 

Given the card size, I think a simpler image is best.  (And the 7 can be marked by the seven color rays streaming out of the tip.)  I could do a version with 7 different styles of cockglocks – from the first firearms to futuristic ones – but I think that could be too crowded.

 

Thoughts?

 

 

6 of Genitalia – Elephant Junk Trunk; Final Version

Well, here it is in all its glory.  I welcome any feedback.  Thanks to Ladyinthetower for the suggestion for the “subtle” peen in the dividing strip between the two torsos.

Genitalia – 9 – Uterus pinata

I apologize for the shitty camera phone picture. I was just too excited to take the time to scan this in.It’s not quite finished, but I am so happy with where it is right now(whereas yesterday I was ready to tear it up and throw it away).

WIP – 6 of Genitalia – Elephant Junk Trunk

I need input, please.  Here is the rough draft of the line work for this card.  I’m attempting a play on a regular face card, which usually has the reversed double-headed figures.  Of course, my guy’s head is chopped off at the neck.  But I wanted to get 6 elephants in there, and this was what came to mind.  Any suggestions, etc?

3 of Genitalia card

I painted a card for 3 of genitalia… it is based on the 3 of cups.. I aso have one with the clay figurines I did as back up…

Is it clear enough that what the cats are holding are bajingo pipes?

Also, do I need to contact the seller, The Little Shop Of Random Stuff?